Title: The Oompa Loompa Trilogy- Prt. 1
By:Lorraine and Norma
Once upon a time in  World Map, there was a raging party in Squall's dorm. The guys were gambling on who could fart the longest. All the girl's were getting a bit tipsy at the mini bar.
 
    " I have to stop drinking!" Rinoa exclaimed.
 
    " Me too," Selphie said opening Squall's pillow and throwing up. " I leave him a little surprise for later."
   
    Quistis continued to down another beer; it was her seventh beer that night. Then Squall came stumbling over.
 
    " Man I was the first one out," Squall whined being drunk.
   
    " I'm going to stop drinking," Rinoa slurred.
 
    " Don't do that Rhino!" Squall said partially collapsing on Rinoa. Squall stood up and smiled at Rinoa. He gently tipped her head back, yanked her mouth open and poured beer down her throat. Rinoa began choking and gagging untill she threw up projectile vomit, knocking Squall off of his feet. Squall shook like a wet dog on steroids. Then Irvine and Zell walked over. Irvine looked depressed.
 
    " I won!" Zell exclaimed, " Man those hot dogs do me good!"
 
    "Oh baby," Selphie said cradling Irvine's face," I still love you even if you can't fart for a long time."
 
    " Let's go back to my dorm, got a good idea," Irvine said seductively. Irvine and Selphie walked out of the dorm hand in hand. Rinao decided it was time to go when she heard a bang. It was just Selphie hitting the door frame as she struggled to walk in a straight line.
 
    " I CAN WRAP AROUND MY LEG AND TUCK IT IN MY SOCK," Irvine yelled from outside the room. Rinoa didn't want to know what he meant by that.
 
    " I'M GOING TO GO!" Rinoa yelled as she let out a huge belch.
 
    "Me too!" Zell said. They both stumbled out the door running into each other.
 
    " Bye Rinka!" Squall called out.
 
    "OOOOO! Just the two of us!" Quistis said licking Squall's foot as he attempted to dance around the room in an elf hat.
 
    "Mmmmmm! Toe jam!" Quistis drooled as she did a faceplant. Squall laughed as his foot began to tickle.
 
    "Let's do it!"  Quisitis said smiling
 
    "Nah! I'm going out with Rimayo! Mmmmm, mayo!" Squall drooled
 
    " WHO'S YOUR DADDY!" Quistis yelled humping his leg.
 
    "Let me get back to you on that one." Squall said burying his face in his pillow as ravioli squished against his face like a vomit massage. Then that was the night Squall got raped.
 
    Back at Irvine's dorm him and Selphie were having a heated farting contest. That was his good idea. it smelled like 70 rotten eggs. 
 
    "DAMN BURRITOS!" Selphie yelled as she held her butt and ran into the washroom. Selphie and Irvine died because the lack of oxygen in the air.
 
    In the hallway, Rinoa dived for a 20 second frencher at Zell thinking it was Squall.
 
    "Mmmm, hotdogs!" Rinoa drooled.
 
    "Mmmmm, beer!" Zell gargled.
 
    " Night Squally- Poo! " rinoa said
 
    " Night Rinoa-chicker-doodle!" Zell called as Rinoa walked into a wall and fell down unconscious. The next morning..................
 
ON THE NEXT OOMPLA LOOMPA TRILOGY, PRT.2.
Will Squall ever find out about the heated kiss between Rinoa and Zell?
Will Squall remember he was raped?
Will they ever find Selphie and Irvine's body?
Will Seifer return seeking vengeance?
Will Rinoa and Quistis get into a bitch slap fight?
Will the writer's ever stop smoking? Jks, jks.
FIND OUT ON THE NEXT OOMPA LOOMPA TRILOGY.
TELL US WHAT YOU THOUGHT AT, AND GIVE US IDEA'S AT tigger_inc22@hotmail.com!
Till next time. Doesn't Simon Cowell look like an oompa loompa?